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Naked hikers face spot fines in Swiss canton

2009-02-09T19:16:00.002-05:00

Area tries to protect 'children from these immoral habits' amid nudist influx

This milkman also delivered marijuana

2009-02-08T19:52:00.002-05:00

72-year-old pleads guilty, says he was helping elderly with aches, pains

Man accused of riding a horse drunk in storm

2009-01-30T07:14:00.001-05:00

Motorist's complaint about the slow-moving road hazard led to arrest

Mistrial after defendant smears feces on lawyer

2009-01-28T12:27:00.006-05:00

He was upset judge did not remove public defender from his case

London: Gym introduces human dumbbells

2009-01-27T10:31:00.001-05:00

A GYM in London has replaced its dumbbells with human weights - including dwarves who shout encouragement to motivate exercise.

Stupid burglar caught in ceiling.

2009-01-27T10:30:00.000-05:00

Burglar hides when family returns, He passes out, falls through ceiling.

German crash-lands car on church roof

2009-01-27T10:28:00.001-05:00

BERLIN- A German motorist missed a bend in the road, broke through a barrier and crash-landed on a church roof.

Teen Boy poses as Police Officer for 5 hours in Chicago

2009-01-27T10:23:00.001-05:00

CHICAGO – A 14-year-old with a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment & patrol car.

Wal-Mart worker, customer charged with illegal rollbacks

2009-01-27T10:21:00.002-05:00

NATCHEZ, Miss. - A Wal-Mart employee in Mississippi is accused of rolling back prices - way back - on about $550 worth of merchandise.

Greyhound uses Wii-Fit to train

2009-01-27T10:20:00.000-05:00

If he wins, Nintendo needs to get a cut, What do you think?

2 Men Spent 25 Days on Floating Ice Box

2009-01-27T10:15:00.002-05:00

Wow!

Eleven-Month-Old-Boy Accidentally Dials 911 And Gets Dad Arrested

2009-01-27T10:14:00.001-05:00

Read on...

Father at the age of 111

2009-01-27T10:13:00.000-05:00

A reptile in New Zealand has become the proud father of eleven at the age of 111.

Man cuts off finger in court over debt

2009-01-17T09:13:00.004-05:00

A Portuguese businessman said he cut off one of his fingers in court with a butcher's knife in an "act of despair". #1) How did get a butchers knife in the COURTROOM!!!???

Police Say Man Posed as Female Vet

2009-01-17T09:12:00.000-05:00

NJ- Police say a New Jersey man posed as a female animal doctor, ran an illegal veterinary practice.

Girl laughs for 12 years: Doctors are Stumped

2009-01-17T09:07:00.001-05:00

A Chinese couple are desperately seeking a cure for their daughter who has been laughing non-stop for 12 years.

Indiana boy licks light pole, gets stuck

2009-01-17T09:04:00.004-05:00

"I Tripple Dog Dare You"

Obama Double Lobbies for French Group

2009-01-17T09:02:00.001-05:00

A French black group is parading a Barack Obama-lookalike at the lower house of parliament and in Paris.

Nude fast food is not too rude

2009-01-17T09:01:00.000-05:00

New Superhero: Naked Man!

Poodle survived 19 days inside vehicle

2009-01-17T08:59:00.001-05:00

SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vt. - Police say a poodle mistakenly left for nearly three weeks inside a van in a Vermont airport parking garage has survived.

Too-smart parking meters text you the bad news

2009-01-17T08:53:00.002-05:00

Meter sends you a text message saying you receieved a ticket: How Long Will Last?

Apparently You Cant Get Fired Even If Your DRUNK At Work

2009-01-17T08:45:00.001-05:00

Peru's top court said showing up to work drunk isn't enough to get you fired.

Masked man waited in line to rob bank

2009-01-13T10:59:00.001-05:00

An Ohio man may have tipped off his intentions when he stood in line at a bank wearing a ski mask before staging a holdup.

Boy, 6, misses bus so he tries driving to school

2009-01-13T10:58:00.002-05:00

He ran off the road several times before hitting embankment, utility pole.

Angry man saws through neighbour's door

2009-01-13T10:54:00.002-05:00

A Pennsylvania man faces up to 37 years in prison now that he's been convicted of tearing open a neighbour's door with a chain saw in a fit of anger over parking.

Armed robber tried to pay off overdraft

2009-01-13T10:53:00.001-05:00

An armed robber was arrested after he held up a bank - and returned minutes later to pay off his overdraft.

Man solves Rubik's Cube - after 26 years

2009-01-13T10:52:00.001-05:00

Graham Parker had bought the puzzle in 1983 and wept with joy when he finally cracked it, reports

Man wants kidney back from ex-wife

2009-01-13T10:48:00.001-05:00

He says he'll settle for $1.5 million in compensation.

Bikers strap on fruit, pots to dodge helmet law

2009-01-13T10:47:00.001-05:00

Nigerians who say helmets are too expensive, dirty... Pretty Creative.

Surfer punches shark and saves girl in Australia surf

2009-01-13T10:45:00.001-05:00

An Australian surfer punched a five-metre (16-ft) shark in the head as he rescued his 13-year-old cousin who had been bitten on the leg

Squirrel Flavoured Chips - Gross!

2009-01-13T10:30:00.001-05:00

Take a Nibble...

Police: Woman in wheelchair flees on foot

2009-01-06T13:16:00.002-05:00

MONTERREY, Mexico - A woman who begged from a wheelchair was caught running from a crime scene on foot.

Woman who set husband's testicles on fire charged with murder

2009-01-06T13:15:00.002-05:00

So Wrong...

Sitter hospitalized with shotgun pellet wounds to his arm and side

2009-01-06T13:10:00.000-05:00

The Bad Seed.

Child sweethearts tried to elope to Africa. Age 6 & 7

2009-01-06T12:59:00.001-05:00

No More Disney Movies for These Two...

Convict prefers jail to parents

2009-01-06T12:51:00.002-05:00

A jailbird released early with an electronic tag has begged to go back to jail - because he can't stand living with his parents.

Vegas beer pong competition gets (almost) serious

2009-01-06T12:48:00.002-05:00

Pretty Crazy

Man Super Glues Neighbor's Door Shut

2009-01-05T08:19:00.001-05:00

Neighbor's Fight Over Noise Issues

VIDEO: Driver fired after snowplow falls through ice

2009-01-05T08:17:00.001-05:00

Vehicle slid down boat ramp to the bottom of a Minnesota river.

"Mamma Mia!" is best ever selling DVD

2009-01-05T08:08:00.003-05:00

How Could We Let This Happen!!!

Burglar scared off by man dressed as Thor

2009-01-02T18:31:00.002-05:00

A builder scared off a house-breaker by running at him dressed as the Norse god Thor.

Mich. twins born on different days, months, years

2009-01-02T18:30:00.001-05:00

ROCHESTER, Mich. - They're twins, all right, despite what their spanking new birth certificates say.

Thief in Vernon, B.C. shows persistence, if not brains, in robbery (Halarious!)

2009-01-02T18:28:00.001-05:00

VERNON, B.C. - A thief seems to have had plenty of trouble getting people to take him seriously Tuesday night.

Police: Driver switched seats to avoid DUI arrest

2009-01-02T18:26:00.001-05:00

WEST VALLEY CITY, Utah – Police said a West Valley City woman tried to avoid a drunken driving arrest by putting her daughter in the driver's seat before police arrived.

VIDEO: Thousands of shoes tie up Miami freeway traffic

2009-01-02T18:25:00.002-05:00

MIAMI - State troopers are looking for a charity to take thousands of shoes that were dumped on a Miami expressway.

Man banned from carrying pens

2009-01-02T18:24:00.001-05:00

Banned from carrying felt tip pins in public after writing abusive things about women in restrooms and buses

VIDEO: The Year in Robots, 2008

2009-01-01T09:12:00.002-05:00

Gotta see it to believe it!

Lawyer says 68-year-old woman stole for son

2009-01-01T09:10:00.001-05:00

Stop or my Mom will SHOOT!!!

Some women threaten no sex if men shoot fireworks

2009-01-01T09:09:00.001-05:00

ROME - Some women in Naples said they wouldn't make love if their men shot off dangerous fireworks on New Year's Eve. "Se Spari, Niente Sesso" (If you shoot, no sex).

Woman, 88, Puts the 'Squeeze' on Intruder

2009-01-01T09:08:00.000-05:00

A naked man attacks an 88-year-old woman, but she gets the upper hand, grabbing him where the sun don't shine.

Bank error leaves man $208 billion overdrawn

2009-01-01T09:06:00.001-05:00

A BRITISH man was left in major shock when his bank statement showed him to be £100 billion ($208 billion) overdrawn.

Vt. man wins big after pulling ticket from trash

2009-01-01T08:50:00.003-05:00

He sifts through garbage after accidentally tossing it — and wins $650,000.

Tick tock ... tick: Extra second added to 2008

2008-12-30T08:29:00.001-05:00

The world's 'Official Timekeepers' have added a "leap second" to the last day of the year on Wednesday.

Pay stub used as bank robbery note

2008-12-30T08:19:00.002-05:00

CHICAGO - The robber's threatening note made a bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub.

Rule#1: DON'T write a threatening note with you name and address on it.

Kitchen dentist used wine to numb pain

2008-12-30T08:17:00.001-05:00

No needles, just a little sip sip.

Man spends days unnoticed in Pa. family's attic

2008-12-30T08:16:00.002-05:00

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. - Police in Pennsylvania say a family there didn't realize they'd had an unexpected Christmas guest until a man who had been in their attic for days emerged wearing their clothes.

Baby weighing 14 pounds born in US

2008-12-30T08:12:00.003-05:00

WOW...

VIDEO: The 'Brave' Man

2008-12-30T08:09:00.002-05:00

Very funny... Check it out

Man chooses jail over $1.57 soda

2008-12-30T08:06:00.001-05:00

Police say the 27-year-old man appeared drunk when he took the soda. We hope...

School teaches kids how to blow noses

2008-12-30T08:03:00.002-05:00

ok, what kid doesnt know how to blow their nose...

Flush misfire leads detective to gun in toilet

2008-12-30T07:58:00.002-05:00

He needed to use the suspect’s bathroom but couldn't get toilet to work

Pasta jar penis man chased by police

2008-12-28T09:00:00.002-05:00

Caught by police in his car with penis in a pasta jar.

Man melting snow with blowtorch ignites home

2008-12-28T08:59:00.002-05:00

He wanted to clear back porch, instead he's got $30,000 in damage

Family finds $10,000 in box of crackers

2008-12-28T08:58:00.001-05:00

IRVINE, California - The box of crackers Debra Rogoff bought from the grocery store had some crackerjack in it - an envelope stuffed with US $10,000.

Weird Way to Walk

2008-12-28T08:45:00.002-05:00

Father and son can walk with feet facing behind them. A MUST SEE!

Cat 'fell 34 storeys and survived'

2008-12-28T08:44:00.002-05:00

Eight Lives Left...

"Your honor" the Ecstasy was for my dog"

2008-12-28T08:42:00.002-05:00

He must have still been on it...

Man tries to steal fire truck, but sounds horn by mistake

2008-12-28T08:36:00.002-05:00

How dumb couldja get?

Pigeon poop blamed for awning collapse

2008-12-23T10:33:00.001-05:00

Arizona gas station canopy fell on top of a BMW and a Hummer.

Mom arrested for smoking marijuana with her teen kids

2008-12-23T10:27:00.002-05:00

Come on now boys, pass it here to your Mother...

Snowball throwing hitchhiker is arrested

2008-12-23T10:08:00.002-05:00

Rule#1 Dont pick up people who wears SHORTS in the snow...

Rule#2 Dont hit cars with snowballs if you need a ride.

That's Nuts! Purple Squirrel Spotted

2008-12-23T09:53:00.003-05:00

"The Squirrel formerly known as"...

Driver banned for having world's most untidy car

2008-12-23T09:46:00.003-05:00

This is Waaaay too much......

Arkansas Mom Gives birth to 18th child

2008-12-20T19:15:00.001-05:00

A woman from Arkansas has given birth to her 18th child - and says she has no plans to stop adding to her family yet.

Plane hits cow on emergency landing

2008-12-20T19:11:00.002-05:00

Pilot: 'She went rolling away but seemed unhurt and carried on grazing'

Burger King launches beef-scented body spray

2008-12-20T19:10:00.001-05:00

This story Stinks! Literally.

Shark jumps into resort pool

2008-12-20T19:03:00.001-05:00

Jaws takes a dive.

Dogless shepherd uses wolf poster to control his flock of sheep

2008-12-20T19:01:00.002-05:00

Creativity or Desperation?

Real Life Bambi and Thumper

2008-12-20T18:58:00.002-05:00

Fictional non-fiction...kinda cool.

VIDEO: Journalist Throws Shoe At President Bush. A MUST SEE!!!

2008-12-17T11:11:00.003-05:00

George is kinda fast...

Man Stole His Urine Sample, Police Say

2008-12-17T10:46:00.002-05:00

GAINESVILLE, Fla. - Arrested for stealing a small refrigerator from a probation office used to store urine samples, including his own.

Man detained after wig-pulling

2008-12-17T10:44:00.002-05:00

Funny; but not cool.

Personalized B-Day cake denied to 3yr old boy named Adolf Hilter

2008-12-17T10:32:00.003-05:00

Rule#1: DONT NAME HIM THAT!!!

Contact Lenses Save Cat's Sight

2008-12-17T10:30:00.001-05:00

Had his sight restored by contact lenses in what is believed to be a medical first.

'Grinch' Cop tickets Santa as he delivers toys

2008-12-17T10:28:00.001-05:00

Was Santa Naughty or Nice?

Forklift used to steal ATM machine

2008-12-17T10:25:00.002-05:00

And how far did they expect to get?

Worlds Smallest Dog

2008-12-17T09:50:00.001-05:00

Uhhh... Kinda Scary Looking.

VIDEO: Christmas Tree Tent Robbed, Thief Leaves Wallet Behind

2008-12-15T19:47:00.001-05:00

A Christmas thief may have thought he'd get away with stealing from North Fort Myers Christmas tree tent, but he forgot one thing... his wallet.

Strange drunk woman on roof ask home owners for more beer

2008-12-15T19:45:00.002-05:00

Fla. woman drinking on roof asks man for more beer

46% of Women Perfer the Internet Over Sex

2008-12-15T19:43:00.001-05:00

Not Tonight Dear, I’d Rather Blog

Woman accused of biting man at NY basketball game

2008-12-15T19:41:00.002-05:00

ROSLYN, N.Y. (AP) -- A woman charged with biting a teacher at a raucous Long Island high school basketball game says she was defending herself.

Zoo apologises after animal farting outbreak

2008-12-15T19:40:00.001-05:00

Zoo's already werent the freshest smelling place...

Versace hotel to refrigerate beach

2008-12-15T19:37:00.001-05:00

A LUXURY hotel in Dubai is to create the first refrigerated beach so hotel guests can walk comfortably across the sand on scorching days.

Advice: Don't Lie About Your Name When It's On Your Neck

2008-12-13T08:34:00.002-05:00

If you're going to give the police a fake name, DONT have your real name tattooed on your neck.

Toilet-Papering Teens Sprayed With Fox Pee

2008-12-13T08:33:00.001-05:00

A 50-year-old man was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decides to defend his property -- with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Cops Follow Footprints In Snow To Suspects

2008-12-13T08:32:00.001-05:00

Robbers might think twice about committing a crime when there's snow on the ground.

Female Robot reads, talks, adds...

2008-12-13T08:28:00.003-05:00

Once again, I hope they saw I-Robot, kinda crazy ending.

Man handcuffs his wife to the bed, loses key

2008-12-13T08:27:00.001-05:00

Police say situation was an intimate relationship, not an imprisonment

Gambler sues casino because he lost money.

2008-12-13T08:25:00.002-05:00

Ok, really does he expect to get anything from this?

Teacher sacked for saying Santa wasn`t real

2008-12-13T08:23:00.001-05:00

Hey, they gotta find out some how.