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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Advice: Don't Lie About Your Name When It's On Your Neck



If you're going to give the police a fake name, DONT have your real name tattooed on your neck.

Toilet-Papering Teens Sprayed With Fox Pee



A 50-year-old man was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decides to defend his property -- with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Cops Follow Footprints In Snow To Suspects



Robbers might think twice about committing a crime when there's snow on the ground.

Female Robot reads, talks, adds...


Once again, I hope they saw I-Robot, kinda crazy ending.

Man handcuffs his wife to the bed, loses key



Police say situation was an intimate relationship, not an imprisonment

Gambler sues casino because he lost money.


Ok, really does he expect to get anything from this?

Teacher sacked for saying Santa wasn`t real


Hey, they gotta find out some how.

Man loses pants in police chase


A little hard to run with pants around ankles

Burglar: I was held captive by ghost for 3 days



Would-be thief says 'supernatural figure' prevented him from fleeing